Introduction to the Blog

Hello,

First off, I would like anyone who reads this blog to know that I am not a posh twat who has tonnes of money and goes to the cinema every other day; or gets the latest album, book or DVD I desire whenever I like; and doesn't even notice the money that's left the bank.

No - I am an average child (apart from the Asperger's), with two annoying younger sisters (one of which loves McBusted (Ugh) and the other adores 1D (arghhhhhhhhhh)); a Hugh Grant loving mum; a not Hugh Grant loving dad; one fat, grumpy 11 year old boy cat; one thin, happy 12 week old girl cat; a delightfully stupid, worryingly mad half-collie, half-springer-spaniel mongrel of a dog and plenty of other normal, usual, standard, regular, ordinary, typical, customary, common, natural, routine, conventional things you'd expect a 12 year old boy to have (but not football or video games - I'm not a fan).

Most importantly, when I go to the cinema, or get a new album, or get a new book, DVD, whatever - it's seen as a treat so I do hope you do not see me as an annoying, little, spoilt brat. 

I'd imagine that anyone reading my reviews will want to know my evaluation style:

Well, I mark films out of 5, books out of 5, and albums out of 10. I do not know the reason for this, I just think that's the easiest marking system for each type of media. The movie will be marked out of enjoyment.

Don't expect to see many films reviewed that are over the rating of 12 for I am not allowed into the cinema to see anything above that! Also, the analysis of the film/album/book may well be positive as the little amount of money for going to the cinema/getting on DVD/getting the album/getting the book probably won't be spent on the ones that i'm not really interested in going to sitting through.

Enjoy the blog!!!

Auden Chamberlain (the surname and the fact i'm named after a poet doesn't really help my case, does it?)